40 MANCHILD FACTS
#1
Your liver will hate you.
#4
You've done something right when you can't remember your last 4 draft picks.
#7
Once the season starts, your shits should last 10-15 minutes for quality office time.
#10
If it isn't already, Jobu, Rudy, ManChild and Huevo will be part of your regular vocabulary forever.
#13
You wife/wife-adjacent-person will definitely roll their eyes at you when you speak of ManChild.
#16
Drafting from a poolside cabana sounds cool... it is not literally and figuratively.
#19
The heat will make you do crazy things and one member legit gets "angry hot".
#22
Your shmedium shirts will be re-sized to XXXL if left unguarded.
#25
It took 3 seasons to stop drafting D'onta Foreman for Devonta Freeman.
#28
Physical attendance at the draft is very important.
#31
This league has it's own special putter for it's golf tournament.
#34
The Kommish has a regular side piece in Vegas when drunk.
#37
A rascal's weight limit and use is only suggestive to us.
#2
Your lungs will hate you.
#5
Only one #1 draft pick has gone on to win the C Cup (Also #1 seed in playoffs)
#8
You will at some point question if you ever truly did fantasy football before this league.
#11
No co-managed team, baseball lover, and/or multiple league manager won for the first 10 years.
#14
A fanny pack does NOT prevent you from losing your ID.
#17
Most of us have no business parading around with our shirts off in any climate.
#20
Placing stickers inside the lines is harder than it sounds. Drafting after multiple penalty shots is even harder.
#23
If you are allergic to rye and put yourself into a coma, you will be savaged during said coma.
#26
If you draft D'onta Foreman, inadvertently or otherwise, you will find yourself in the Jobu Bowl
#29
OJ was a fan of ManChild RIP
#32
At some point you will need to rapidly close the LINE app while checking messages in a public place.
#35
In ManChild, optional shirts is exercised often.
#38
A ManChild looks out for another ManChild
#3
Two teams have drafted 3 kickers and 3 QBs... One of them won the C-Cup.
#6
Seasons are not won or lost in the first 7 weeks. Ask the team that won with a 6-7 record.
#9
ManChild will make you hate being in multiple leagues.
#12
Draft Day the movie is draft prep... Vontae Mack, no matter what.
#15
Angel will go missing, win money, pass out anywhere, and will lose a personal item every year.
#18
One of us would actually die if left in the sun too long or left in high temperature rooms.
#21
Balconies are a must have perk and becoming non-negotiable.
#24
Choices will be made, some good, some bad, but choices will always be made.
#27
Glenlivet 18 is NOT to good to drink straight outta the bottle.
#30
This league loves naps. Just protect yourself at all times.
#33
The league has real life poster-child mascot. He just doesn't know it yet.
#36
... clothing also.
#39
Someone has actually tanked on purpose to get The Jobu because they wanted a trophy that bad.
#40
We use the term shit show as an adjective and noun often.