TTR - Week 5 (Rudy Edition)

Periodically, I will provide a note along side Jeff’s ‘analysis’ but with a focus on the Rudy faction of this amazing league.

Chilly Willy - The good: we have never seen your face in person. Thank goodness for this because I’m sure you’re elephant-man disfigured and you’re sparring us the horrific experience of seeing your gooey gelatinous krueger-like mug.

The bad: we’ve never seen your face in person. Read the fucken bi-laws!

Also, your team is beastly. But if you fail to meet the minimum effort, you could win Rudy and you could be promptly exiled to ManChild Heaven.

LeSwanz - The good: you’re 2nd in wins with the 2nd shittiest team. Hold onto the memories of these good times.

The bad: people keep walking out on their bar tabs and I’m starting to think you’re in on it.

Catalina Wine Mixon - The good: your golf swing is better than Trevor’s and thank you for your service!

The bad: Fuck man, you couldn’t get married between September and June so Matt can stop crying about draft dates???

Mobettabutta - The good: at least you’re a physician and can prescribe yourself the appropriate scripts to numb the impending pain

The bad: your roster

Watson Masseuse Team - The good: highest scoring team and most likely to get us in a brawl by showing the Manchild putter to a reparations-eligible citizen

The bad: almost every team I’ve faced has had their season high game against me.

La Galaxy Sucks - The good: you are really good at drinking whiskey and some of the chicks in the Huevo pics are hot.

The bad: I cant believe you haven’t figured out that you need to trade for a wide receiver. And I bet Olson thinks of you as the little spoon.

Thats all I got you miserables skeezers!